I'm 30 and explained the Simpsons Aurora Borealis thing to a kid who thought the Simpsons was just a meme and never was, let alone still is (albeit one that hasn't been good for 10 years), a real TV show.

Fitbit but where flexing on my teenage neighbors counts as a workout

Mastodon has Influencers, but all our lives are terrible so 🤠

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Using sudoers to permit root shell access, but discourage it in the most passive-aggressive way possible. #sudomastery #sudo #sysadmin :flan_hacker:​:flan_laugh:​

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Defaults command_timeout=10

Cmnd_Alias SHELL=/bin/sh,/bin/csh,/bin/tcsh,/bin/bash,/usr/bin/su,/usr/local/bin/sudo (... etc)

Defaults!SHELL command_timeout=2m

Defaults!/usr/local/bin/visudo command_timeout=5m

47 different omnios vms named boris

that's the new benchmark for how many vms named boris my newest lab machine can hold

incidentally, thats basically what it does to your infrastructure

kubespray sounds like a fruit juice that will give you food poisoning

Vultr is pretty dope. White-labelled OpenStack is my fucking jam.

building illumos on aws free tier is not as slick a move as i thought it'd be

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my brain keeps pronouncing the simpsons character "moe" like "moe" in anime and it's destroying me slowly

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

Fighting MRAs and inc*ls at IBM and DO, gaslighting and toxic white boy activism everywhere else, finally some happy medium where I'm at now and it bores the shit out of me to talk about service meshes

I spent my whole career so far getting dumped on, and now I have a job where my opinion is highly valued about a topic I care very little about, but I still feel I should be thrilled, and I am, but it's a frustrating place to be mentally; like is this the price for having a productive career?

Nothing like getting manic episode kicked off like finding a shitty, harassing email from your former manager that you missed entirely while looking for HR contact info for employment verification lol

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skateboards on to the camera im beto, americas favorite punk rock politician. but you know whats really punk? serving in the imperial military. thats why ill be punishing people who dont enlist with fines

I fill up my water bottle upstairs from the sink, walk downstairs, empty it into my wife's filtration pitcher, wait 2 minutes, pour it back into the water bottle, drink. I think this can't be good for my anxiety.

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doing an internal takeover of beto o'rourke's campaign so I can become a Gravel Teen for mealy-mouthed centrism

From the day I began my career, I've hated Linux, every second of it, and somehow, I'm even more entrenched in Linux's guts than ever now.

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