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I'm a tired person. It's only Tuesday, but it's one of hundreds of Tuesdays I'll have to persist through. I don't know, man.

I'm a bad person, and I'm okay with that, tbh

Anyone else weirded out by the presumptiveness required to post here as if a Twitter clout-bank will transfer to buttplugs.gov masto instances?

Oh NO, someone whose content I was enjoying identified as a Big-L Libertarian (like I asked and they clarified). Countdown to the "it's technically ephebophilia..." takes...

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A lot of people think Wicked is about peer pressure or about how popularity sucks or whatever. They're wrong. The moral in Wicked is that rich disabled people should commit terrorism on the behalf of the underclass

I'm at the point where having children is an increasingly imminent thing, so maybe I should stop worrying about where I'm going to cram more servers into this place and where I'm going to find rack space for these children.

My main goal was to write a good enough API to trick Terraform into thinking it was the Triton APIs lol hence the jank; the similarities were superficial, at best.

I moved all my personal infra from an artisanal SmartOS orchestrator to OpenStack earlier this year after the cost of upkeep of my jank was too high, however, I'm in the process of setting up a proper Triton datacenter environment, and so far it's everything I dreamed it would be.

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"I can't believe you all really love me" I shout, over the booing

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at a wine tasting: pouring a whole glass into my mouth, swishing it around like mouthwash for 30 seconds and spitting it into the glass again before putting it back

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Please god stop opening these 

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Blank Check foretold the struggle of every millennial to please boomer parents; the fantasy is that your wrong-as-shit parents won't ever admit they were wrong and ruined your childhood perpetuating a bogus bootstrap myth

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I love how neoliberal fucksticks think "the rich are suffering, too" is an argument pro capitalism

it doesn't even matter if there's any truth to the claim, but believing that "the system fails even those it was designed to benefit" somehow supports that system is WILD

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